Singing advice: If you like the sound of your own voice, you know your delusional.

Zen Teaching No.20 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Zen Teaching No.19 We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

Zen Teachings No.18 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Zen Teachings No.17 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Zen Teachings No.16 There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.... Neither one works.

Zen Teachings No.15 A closed mouth gathers no foot.