Zen Teachings No. 6 If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Zen teaching No.5
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Zen Teaching No.4
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Zen teachings No.3
No one is listening until you fart

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Zen teaching No. 2
Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.