Zen Teachings No.18 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Zen Teachings No.17 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Zen Teachings No.16 There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.... Neither one works.

Zen Teachings No.15 A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Zen Teachings No.14 Good judgement comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgement.

Zen Teaching No.13.... Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

Our favorite kids store Beyond Pink & Blue has just launched it's new site, woohoo!!! Go check it out www.beyondpinkandblue.com

Zen Teachings No.12 Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

Zen Teachings No.12 Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

Zen Teachings No. 11 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

My Band "The Ribbon Device" are playing an end of year show at The Hawthorn Hotel.
Thursday the 16th Dec 481 Burwood Rd Hawthorn. Cheese Mat

Zen Teaching No.9 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Zen Teachings No.7 Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Zen Teachings No. 6 If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Zen teaching No.5
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Zen Teaching No.4
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Zen teachings No.3
No one is listening until you fart

Im writing a new Bio for The Ribbon Device and I need some help describing our sound. Can anyone help?

Must see this film!!!
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Zen teaching No. 2
Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

Always so much to do!

Back songwriting!